Recipes for Cook

Because Im trying to ensure repeat business here on my blog, Im coming up with all kinds of hair-brained schemes to manipulate yall to coming back here with what are commonly referred to in the blogosphere as "regular installments". 

I kicked the first installment "How I Would Wear It" (HIWWI for short) off a few weeks ago to deafening applause. In yet another stroke of brilliance (and because I just cant get enough of blogs, I tell ya...I finally can empathize with Courtney Loves heroin addiction), Ive decided every other Tuesday henceforth shall be "FWYI" days.

"Melissa, shouldnt that be F.Y.I.?" you may be asking yourself. To which I say "Ha. HahahahahahahahHAHAHAHA HA!"

No. No, it shouldnt. Any "Workaholics" fans in the house? If you dont know what Im referring to, check out the second video in my newly updated "About" section. Should clear things up a scoach.

Anydiddle, here are some links to things Ive found entertaining and "FWYI"-worthy:

Im sorry, what was that? I couldnt hear you over your temporary LIP TATTOO! - Fashion by He

Screw this "Whole 30" diet...I want this butterfinger cupcake and I want it NOW!!! - Gingerbread Bagels

Since were on the topic of things-Im-not-allowed-to-eat, I would seriously considering killing a man to have a piece of this Mexican Cheesecake. But like, hed have to be a mean man that doesnt like cats or small children or something. - Taylor Made

After that cupcake, you may wanna cover up your fat with an adorable one-piece. Good thing Rockstar Diaries is giving one away! - Rockstar Diaries

Is anyone else seriously considering trying the temporary lip tattoo, btw??? No...?? Just me? Typical.